2) Not-deliberately but effectively have left LJ, really. Consequence of an ugly breakup and not wanting to inflict gobs of self-pity on others, then just falling out of the habit of updating. I do still keep tabs on other people, though. Bwaha.
3) OmG!! U mean u want 2 mete in RL?1! :-P Kidding. That would be nifty, although I must warn you that I'm not nearly as witty in person. Not that that's saying much, probably.
You know, phallicious sort of sounds like a mix between phallus and delicious, which is probably not the direction you're headed with your new word. Besides, I sort of feel that there's a better way of telling someone that they're both wrong and a dick about it, and that's by calling them a stupid dick. But, then again, that's just me being old-fashioned, I guess.